Thursday, February 28, 2008

G'Day From the USA

Hello possums!

My name is Fiona Reed, I am 17 years old, and a junior at Granite Hills High School, Porterville, California. Why do I get a blog on the Grizzly Gazette, and not any one of the several hundred other juniors? Good question. Because this time two months ago, I could have been swimming in a creek in ancient rainforest, lying on a coral beach on an island on the outskirts of the Great Barrier Reef, or camping in the Australian bush and scaring kangaroos. All in the middle of summer.

Am I insane? No. Just Australian. Specifically, I am an Australian exchange student, and I hail from a city called Cairns, which is on the far north-east coast of Queensland, a state of Australia. Cairns is the only place on the planet where two World Heritage listed sites, the Wet Tropics Rainforest and the Great Barrier Reef (yes, just like on "Finding Nemo") coincide, so it's pretty. Anyway, the basic premise of this blog is I talk about my experiences in America, and you read along in rapt attention and leave me a comment so I can feel loved, and you can feel worldly. Hopefully I can persuade some of my mates from home to comment on this too, so you won't just hear my opinions, but those of other Australians.

Since this is the first entry, I thought I'd just introduce myself a little. Like I said, I'm Fiona (no, not like "Shrek"), and this Saturday marks the end of my sixth full week here. I am staying in California for nine months, which leaves seven and a half to go, and I live with the family of a freshman at Granite, who I won't name because I embarass him enough already. In late October I go home to Australia, where I have a few months to catch up with everyone before commencing a commerce degree at the University of Queensland in Brisbane and embarking on a hopefully fabulous career.

To answer some commonly asked questions:

1. No, I did not choose to come to Porterville. I got to decide which country to go, but after that I was really a leaf blowing in the wind. Having said that, I like it here. You have snow, wildflowers, squirrels, gangs, and no mountains to block the sunrise and sunset. All in all, it's pretty different to where I'm from.
2. It is physically impossible to ride a kangaroo. Almost as impossible as it is to climb into its pouch. I wouldn't recommend trying to box one either, no matter what you've seen on TV.
3. I speak English. Thus there is no Australian term for ''I love you.''
4. There are many, many differences between Australia and Austria.
5. Yes, I'm having the time of my life.

I don't know how many people are going to read this- congratulations if you've made it this far. My month and a half at Granite Hills has flown by, and I've met a lot of really cool people. I'm involved in choir, track, and journalism (of which we only have choir in Australian high schools), and in my time here I want to take every opportunity I get. I remember one girl said to me 'oh! You're the Australian! I've heard of you but I didn't know where you hang out so I never got to see you before!' I'm not an exhibit, so definitely please come and introduce yourself. I don't bite unless I'm really hungry. In the meantime, leave me a comment!

-Me

7 comments:

Alyssa said...

I apologize on behalf of my country. Most of us can be quite dim-witted as you have been able to tell thus far.
There are actually some of us who have never left the country, let alone the tri-city area they live in, so the experience of different cultures is not there quite yet.
Alas, I am quite the tired student. Up late on a school night once again.
I shall see you in the morning.
-Lyssa

Anonymous said...

FIONA!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyyy how are you going!! yes, you said to comment, but im not sure if im meant to be commenting to you.....on ur blog....or on aussieland. very confusing. however, i decided i will comment. coz i love you!!! (the aussie term....cuz i luv yas (or yous...pick ur fav ahahaha sorry)
wow cant believe its been 6weeks! im still telling everyone that ive just arrived here, or have been here 'about a month'. takes the pressure of this language issue. haha all in all i guess my danish is ok for 'just getting here' coughcough.
so i hope ur having fun!!
and woohoo its spring tomorrow!!!
ill email u later!
say hey to america for me!! (and ill tell princess mary for u k?)

love love love
clairey!!!!
miss u! xox
ps...going to sweden this weekend....excited!!!

pps. blogspot is being mean and wont let log in, so its annonymous, but u know who i am!! plus sorry for the lack of punctuation, i know it annoys you! mwhaha..

Kate Brewer said...

Hey Noni,

I figured I should call you by your much loved Aussie nickname so all your Yankie friends can catch on. You didn't mention how awesome the poeple are in Cairns (well those who are left here). Are you happy I got the first comment? Now I can be the first of your Aussie friends to embarass you =) DO you really have gangs there? Like the ghetto hahahah Is it like good old Brinsmead ghetto??

I would like the point out to your American friends that although your on the track team, most of us over here still can't believe you (or anyone really) would run voluntarily. Is choir over there as good as it was with me and Coral??

Miss you lots,

Kate xxx

Anonymous said...

Fiona, dearest!

Haha I'm not exaaactly sure why you want Australian friends to comment on this? Is this blog for school? And will you be continuing your other blog? But, anyway, I felt as your loving friend it was my duty to comment. Although I'm still not really sure why a different blog was necessary.

It really is physically impossible to ride a kangaroo...... or if it is possible, it would be very rarely done?!?! Hahahaha

Not sure what I'm supposed to be commenting on exactly... Everyone be nice to Fiona!

Love, Petra xoxoxoxoxox

Anonymous said...

NONI dearest!! well arent you a special one! TWO blogs!!!! =] i would just like to get you a little excited that the Cairns City Council are changing there name to the Cairns Regional Council AND they are getting a new logo which SHOWS that this is there the rainforest meets the sea!!! isnt it exciting...Ohhh and i had morning tea with the mayor at work last week!!!

It is hurting to type...been at Tinaroo all weekend skiing, wake boarding AND going on the biscuit!! now i cant move and the sunburn is TERRIBLE!!! oh well it was worth it!! i drove up the kuranda and down the gillies ranges in dads truck =]

anyhooooo lover you muchly!!! xoxoxox

Unknown said...

G'day mate!!

Just got back from the 50th annual kangaroo and koala races.

Anyho, im sure no one laughed at that attempt at a joke, lol.

ANyways, on a serious note, hello Fi Fi darling...

I dont know what to write on this thing?!? OH I went to hockey with tahne and kate yesterday arvo, and mygod, did i suck something chronic. It was so incredibly embarrasing. (and to anyone other than fiona reading this, i know my spelling is terrible) And let me tell you, my but and thighs are killing me. I havet used those muscles is a few lifetimes lol.

Anyway, Cairns is crappy as usual... The rain is appalling. It just never stops. I think im going to start filling bottles of water from the drips in the ceiling and selling them. I'll make a fortune.

Missing you lots btw. Your witt had a way of filling my life like nothing else can.

Hope your having a blast!! Are people going to be reading this comment? If they are, when ppl ask who i am, just tell them that im probably the coolest person on earth, not to mention the best looking.

Missing you tones =(

XoXo Jacqui.

Anonymous said...

Hey Fiona,
I think the comments from Oz are outnumbering the american ones... maybe americans are shy???

I really need to clear up one thing though, Cairns really isn't much of a town, more of a glorified caravan park on the edge of the sand and scrub. Townsville... now there's a true North Queensland city, ah...

BTW Do they have pointless regional inter-city rivalries there in Porterville?